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Month: July 2017

The Anti-Media Radio with Jake Anderson & DB Schwartz 7-27-2017

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Comedian Gives Up on Comedy, Turns to Bank Robbery, Gets Naked, Hillarity Ensues

Not much is known about this story, but enough is known for it to make our Lulz files.  This story comes out of Florida, so I guess we can also put it under the category of “Florida Man,” even though we don’t officially have that category (hmmmm, why don’t we have a Florida man category?). According to those ubiquitous “authorities,”  a Florida man, Alexander Sperber, 25, was fed up with the life of comedy.  Having done stand up and whatever else non-famous comedians do (probably write snarky comments on Facebook), this little-known (maybe even non-known, let’s be real) comedian...

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Americans Eat Crow, French Mayor Eat Rats When He Loses Bet

Apparently, the Mayor of Mont-de-Marsan, which is located somewhere in France, specifically somewhere in the southwest region of the country, lost a bet.  This bet that he lost?   Well, it doesn’t really matter what the bet was about, but don’t worry, I’ll tell you anyway, because there’s some nice drama in that, trust me. The cost of losing the bet, that’s what makes this a story worth telling.  It seems that if the Mayor lost this bet, he would essentially have to ‘eat a rat.’  Technically, what he ate was Coypu Stew, also known as Nutria, which is a...

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Get These Dang Snakes Out of These Smuggled Cans of Potato Chips!

Rodrigo Franco, 34, has been charged with ‘illegally importing merchandise into the country.”  The man was charged after the ubiquitous “authorities” discovered a package coming from Hong Kong, destined to reach Franco.  The authorities in this story are the US Customs and Border Protection agents.  The incident happened in March, but police are just now releasing a report on it. It seems that the agents discovered snakes inside canisters, more precisely, king cobras in potato chip cans (no mention as to whether the cans are Pringles, but I’m betting Pringles, and now I want some Pringles, and no, I’m...

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Stinky Bombs Work Everywhere, But In India

Israeli forces have long used a non-lethal method of disbursing crowds called ‘stinky bombs.’  Now, when we say these things stink, we can’t emphasize enough how stinky they are.  The bombs themselves smell like death, literally, hot human death, mixed with hot sewage.  So, imagine if you will what you THINK hot human death, decomposing hot human death and hot poopy and uriny sewage smells like.  Now, imagine that these stink bombs will make you smell like that for a few days, even if you bath in tomato juice (I think that’s what they use to get skunk stink...

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