Butterfingers Breaks $4.5 Million Thumb – Lulzilla – April 24th 2019

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Mistrial declared for man who snapped $4.5M statue’s thumb

Go to any museum and you will see numerous signs that say don’t touch.  Seriously, museums are almost synonymous with don’t touch.  Everyone knows that.  Well, if you think that’s funny, if you think it’s ok to buck authority and defy museum rules, feast your eyes and ears on this tale of pain.  It’s the story of a young man, a thumb, a broken statue, and $4.5 million in damages from a sudden attack of the stupids (don’t touch is just an invitation to touch.

From AP News – “A jury was unable to reach a verdict in the trial of a Delaware man who admitted he broke a thumb off a $4.5 million statue at a Philadelphia museum.   Michael Rohana was attending a Christmas-themed ugly sweater party at the Franklin Institute in December 2017 when he entered a closed exhibit of ancient Chinese terra cotta warrior statues. Authorities said Rohana, 25, took photos while posing next to a statue known as “The Cavalryman,” then removed the valuable relic’s left thumb and made off with it. The incident was captured by surveillance cameras.”

I don’t even know how to process this, save for noting how awesome it was that the thumb breaker thought it would be a great idea to taunt the museum’s ‘don’t touch’ authority by posting his evil ways on the socials, yeah, on the socials.
Moral of the story is this (and no, it has NOTHING to do with the stupid don’t touch rule), if you can’t pay the bill, don’t post it n socials. | Get the Full Story

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