Tired of being called a wanker by your friends, your family?  Tired of being called a jerk off just because you’re too lazy too work, or, more accurately, you don’t particularly like working? Well, you can go ahead and OWN that title AND make some good coin while doing it.  If you live in the UK (and if you don’t, you might want to move) you can get a job masturbating.  This is not fake news, folks, so keep reading.


from bbc.co.uk

….a UK adult store is advertising a job for a professional sex toy reviewer.


This isn’t a zero-hours situation either. It’s a full-time job, with two days working from home, and three days in the office.

……This is to masturbate, people. To masturbate.

The successful candidate will be responsible for testing lingerie, sex games and toys.

The toy tester will then publish written and video reviews of the items…..

“Sex toys range from simple to risqué, and as a responsible provider of a huge catalogue of sex toys, [we] feel it necessary to both have and share a good understanding of all products, and be able to inform the public about all perks and pitfalls.

“Giving sound information and advice is truly important to us, and we want to be a platform that gives factual, honest and clear advice.”

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