Florida Man Pulls Over Cop on Beer that Made the Incas – Lulzilla – April 23rd 2019

Don’t Fake Cop a Cop, and don’t underestimate the power of beer to civilization.  These stories will lead us off on today’s Lulzilla.

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Florida man pretended to be a cop, police say. He was arrested after trying to pull over a real detective

One night, a man was driving down the road, minding his own business.  He was in Florida, so he knew, yeah, I better be on the watch out for Florida Man.
He drove, calmly, certainly, until suddenly there were sirens.  He knew what sirens were because, well, he was a cop.  He was a detective, so he didn’t drive around in a marked vehicle.
The sirens kept going, so our Detective pulls over and is greeted by Officer Matthew Joseph Erris, aka Florida Man.  Officer Erris supplied his ID to our detective, who recognized a Florida man moment when he saw it, and promptly arrested the faux officer on the spot.

At least Florida man, Officer Erris, wasn’t packing real heat.  All the detective found in his car was an airsoft pistol.  This, somehow, seems fitting. | Get the Full Story

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