Somewhere in America, a young man walked the streets of Chicago, alone, save for his true companion, a pistol, which he had close by his side, inside his waistband, to be exact. The man, Terrion Pouncy, had a mission. His mission was to boldly go where no Florida...
The other week I was trying to get a big plastic swimming pool home from Walmart. It was on sale what with WINTER IS COMING and all (good, Paul, good, you managed to work in a Game of Thrones reference). So sure, I tried to tie the dang thing onto my roof using some...
Alrighty then, we got ourselves an IP war folks, and CBS, that’s Columbia Broadcast Stations, or, as I like to call it, after learning about this IP assault, Crappy BS, that’s right, CBS is now Crappy BS. You’re welcome. Now, if they actually use that (and why the...
Without the coercive enterprise’s trustworthy department known as the FCC, how would we manage our own communications affairs? Why, we would have SOMALIA on the freaking airways? Who would build the communications roads?!!!! […]
Sometimes if it clucks like a duck, it’s not a duck, because sometimes a cluck is a cat, as in Cluck the Cat. Cluck the Cat found herself on the fortunate end of a rescue story that began on the mean streets of Los Angeles. The stray cat was found with her...
Two Youths Make Daring Escape (Not Really) After Absconding with Dollar From Deli […]
Slovenian Artist is Fertilized by Dog and Wins Art Award for It […]
“Helper” Reveals what’s Inside Him After a Torrent of Tweets Speculate on that Weighty Topic […]
Girls Gets Rick and Morty Inspired Szechuan Sauce, Girl Gets Car as a Result […]
Mom Remembers the Next Morning She Forgot Kid At Corn Maze […]
The “Champagne Torino” says he will turn himself in to cops, and he will bring donuts. […]
From Our “This is Not Florida Man Files” comes this story from Pittsburgh, PA […]
With just one write-in, this man will be your next Mayor…. […]
Spoiler Alert- Santa Claus is Dead […]
The FDA wins prestigious iState govderp award. […]
The power of tears could be shocking. […]
Warning, that flute you’re playing may have semen on it. […]
Twins! So Says Burger King […]
The company that makes Velco is trying to get you to say hook and loop when you talk about products similar to velcro that are not actually velcro. They even created a song for that purpose. Good luck, guys. from yahoo.com/news Velcro Cos. this week released a music...
Suge Knight just made a stunning claim during a radio interview with Ice-T and Soledad O’Brien. He is now claiming that Tupac Shakur isn’t really dead. He said Tupac was fine when he left him at the hospital, where he was recovering from being shot. Suddenly, Suge learns that Tupac is dead. Is it true? Is Tupac still alive? Does Tupac live?! […]