A Pennsylvania gun owner is reunited with his guns after he offer a reward for the man he suspected stole his guns to return them. Upon returning the guns, the homeowner, like a boss, loads one of them and holds the gun thief captive until the police arrive. […]
Some marriage go right into the crapper, but, in the case of a marriage in India, the problem was that they DIDN’T go to the crapper. It seems that a young Indian woman married a nice Indian man only to discover that the man did not build an indoor toilet for...
Did you know that fish were gender benders? Many of you probably knew that many types of fish can change their sex, BUT, a recent study has revealed that when it comes to bending of the genders, er, sex (wait, isn’t gender a social…never mind), it seems the female fishies are much less likely to opt to change to male fish than the male fish are likely to switch teams and go all-girl, so to speak. […]
Tired of being called a wanker by your friends, your family? Tired of being called a jerk off just because you’re too lazy too work, or, more accurately, you don’t particularly like working? Well, you can go ahead and OWN that title AND make some good coin while doing it. If you live in the UK (and if you don’t, you might want to move) you can get a job masturbating. This is not fake news, folks, so keep reading. […]
A Canadian Doctor by the name of Rui Wang (take that in, especially in light of what’s to come) may be positioning himself to get a Nobel Prize for inventing a fart pill. With a name like Wang, it is a bit perplexing that he might get a Nobel Prize for...
When I hear the word cyborg, I think, killer robots, or the MMA star, Chris Cyborg. I don’t think renewable energy. But that’s about to change, at least for me, as scientists are working on what are being called “cyborg bacteria” that are covered with microscopic solar panels. These cyborg bacteria will be able to outperform plants in photosynthesis, which offers great promise for the future of solar energy. […]
Elon Musk is a brilliant innovator who is also equally brilliant at manipulating government guns to help him do what the free market would not allow him to do. While he is busy securing hundreds of millions of dollars of government subsidies, he’s also busy raising the spectre of Skynet to attempt to scare government (this time the world government known as the UN) to ban “lethal autonomous weapons.” The media might couch this as a brave, brilliant man sounding a needed alarm, but I for one would call this alarmism aimed at shutting down current and potential future competitors. […]
This is the story of one robber with a shotgun and three determined thrift store employees, one of which entertained her inner Rambo to give this man a beat down he so richly deserved, and she would use his own gun to do it. From the NY POST: Three thrift store...
Man awarded $13,000 for having to go one year without sex thanks to insane British Court order. […]
Forget the arms race, it’s time to focus on the genetics race, and China, it appears is winning that race. China is embracing the technique of Preimplantation Genetic Diagnosis (PGD) to screen for undesirable children that might pass on bad genes. […]
That’s when NASA developed a plan, a plan to drill a hole into the super volcano so they could shoot pressurized water into the magma chamber to release heat, and thus decrease the increasing seismic activity that was pointing toward an eruption in the not-so-distant future. […]
PA resident Jennifer Dailey discovered that the cremated remains of her stillborn daughter were not, in fact, those of her daughter’s, but rather were those of a dog. Two years ago, Daily’s daughter, Jerrica Sky, was a stillborn. She arranged to have a funeral at...
In an effort to try to discredit the DNA tests, the white supremacists who discovered that they’re not so white may have actually stumbled upon a problem in the DNA testing and it has to do with percentages. […]
Here’s a little story I’m sure you’ll enjoy. It’s the typical story of man takes meth, man walks on bridge, man thinks he’s in the purge, man throws rocks at people, man gets arrested, but with no pretty girls and definitely no happy endings. […]
Meet a woman who is always….ready….and it’s not cool, man., not cool. She is in a perpetual state of ‘arousal’ and the doctors don’t know what to do for her. Not even headaches can turn her off. Not even the sound of a shoe shopping bell can alleviate her from her hungers (ok, shoe sales, yeah, that might be a tad bit sexist but I’m not running for political office so I’m sort of cool with that).
On a side note, no, I don’t have her number, her Facebook page, or twitter account name. Stop PM’ing me. Stop.
Dude, sit right down right there and get ready to watch a Brazilian Beauty pageant. I bet you’re interested. I bet you’re REAL interested. Now as you sit there, picture if you will the contestants walking in. Now, really think about it. Make sure your eyes are closed. I bet I can imagine the pictures that are in your head. Now, open your eyes, because YOU get to meet the beauty pageant winner, and the person’s name is……..well…..read the story below. ENJOY! […]
We stumbled upon this in the distant cubby hole of the Lulz, a story of two arch nemesis spies, Hippo meat, and a dream to feed America. This is a tale that will make you cry……tears of joy. You were…THAT CLOSE….to growing up eating Hippo...
After an epic struggle that spanned time and history, Taylor Swift enacted swift (well, not so swift, but her last name is Swift so everyone’s doing that so I am too) justice on her alleged DJ molestor. She won her case and her dollar and now, everything’s right with the world. That extra dollar now makes Taylor Swift the richest self-satisfied starlet (is she still young enough to be a starlett) on the planet. Bra. Vo. Slow, sarcastic claps only. […]
This just in ladies and gentlemen, but for the sex tapes, Paris Hilton would have been a figure more in keeping with Princess Diana than well, Paris Hilton. I tried to think of a memorable rich girl trailer trash wanna be, but, in the end, Paris Hilton was..MUH GIRL....
Lamar don’t like it when his woman gets married, especially when it’s not to him, and even though she’s not his woman anymore. Haters gonna hate, but dayum, Lamar, don’t be messing with a girl’s wedding plans. […]