A man’s t-shirt betrays him, or reveals him to be one of the most honest men in America. The man was arrested after a drunk adventure while wearing a t-shirt that pretty much amounted he was going to go on a drunk adventure.
A man in Sterling, Connecticut, is facing numerous charges after State Police pulled him over Saturday night for suspected DUI.
Police said Corey failed sobriety tests and found marijuana and drug paraphernalia inside the car. Oh, and a 12-inch machete, according to the Hartford Courant.
Corey was arrested, which, admittedly, is not unique.
However, the shirt he was wearing at the time is. It was a green T-shirt with perhaps the most truthful statement ever put on a piece of clothing: “Beer + Beer = Shenanigans.”