From the files of the Lulz comes this story out of Muncie, Indiana. According to a recent police report, Mykael Dauna Holloway, 22, of Muncie, is being charged with aggravated battery and criminal recklessness. Ok, so why would a simple police report on a woman being charged with battery and recklessness make the Lulz files?
Well, wait for it, because it’s coming, and it’s coming in hot, real hot (you’ll get that in a second, though after you get it, you might not want it).
According to police, they were called to Holloway’s apartment on July 18th, 2017, around 5PM on a domestic dispute call. When they arrived they found a person “lying in a grassy field…screaming in pain.”
As the details emerged, the police learned that the victim was a friend of Holloway’s since elementary school. The victim was staying at Holloway’s apartment. According to the victim, Holloway accused the victim of stealing her deodorant. She denied it. A verbal altercation unfolded until Holloway ended the “discussion” by throwing a pan of full of hot grease over her lifelong ‘friend.’
All’s well that ends well, and, in this story, it didn’t end well, so it’s not well The victim is being treated for non-life-threatening injuries while Holloway awaits a court date following her preliminary hearing last week. See? I told you it was hot.